signs you may be becoming a grandmother:

1. You wear your fluffy housecoat more frequently than sexy lingerie.

2. Taking a photo of yourself requires a lot of effort, multiple attempts, and yet it still is not centered. Dang technology.

3. You wear slippers all the time, because there is nothing worse than cold feet.

4. You drink tea. Frequently. Because it is warm, and you are always, always cold.

5. Your hot water bottle has a fleece cover.

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