my face is twitching.

I plan on having children some day. I love kids. I love pretending with them, I love their imaginations and their creativity. I love that they operate on such a different level than adults.

But I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DEAL with this.

I found this website and almost had a seizure.

I'm not a classic Type A, but I'm definitely more Type A than Type B. I'm a little OCD when it comes to things like, oh I don't know, FOOD ON THE FACE. I cannot handle the sight of a child eating with food everywhere, a dirty shirt, and no bib on. I will be a hovering mama, cloth in hand. Guaranteed.

Edit: I am now dubbing this, "Kate Gosselin Syndrome".