tips to relax after a long day at work:

1. Remove pants.

Or all your clothes. Whatever.

2. Light candles.

So relaxing!

3. Open appetizer...

This stuff is like crack.

4. ...to enjoy while main course is cooking.

Pimped out $4 frozen pizza.
BIG SPENDER.

5. Enjoy a glass of Pinot Noir.

Helllooo antioxidants.

6. And some crap tv!

"When Good Pets Go Bad". Thank you Spike TV..