a hate letter.

WHHHYYY are the HRM traffic cops not enjoying the sunny weather like everyone else is and spending it chatting and drinking coffee, instead of getting gleefully drunk on a heady mixture of spring time and power, and throwing out parking tickets like beads at Mardi Gras.. I HATE YOU

Also, who remembers (FROM WHEN THEY TOOK DRIVER'S ED) that you're not supposed to park 7.5 m from a corner? SOME OF US grew up in the country, where my biggest concern was getting around a tractor before getting squashed by oncoming traffic. COME ON.

If you had taken a few deep breaths, basked in the sunlight, and gone to Tim's for a double double, it would have been all cool and good because I wasn't even there for 30 mins. HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU TOO