an apple a day.

So I'm reading this paper at work called, "Antimicrobial effect of polyphenols from apple skins on human bacterial pathogens." I read the title aloud in my office and then commented, "Literally, an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Without skipping a beat, my coworker (from Pakistan) adds, "And if the doctor is lady, keep the apple away! ..for the guys."

..I die.

Maybe you had to be there?