jersey shore crosby.

Sweet sweet guidos.. and some guidettes I guess.

L to R: Mike, Pauly, Ronnie, Vinny, JWoww, Sammi, Snooki, and Angelina

Jersey Shore. I am drawn to it like a moth to a flame - it is destructive, mind-numbing, and I makes me embarrassed to admit I am part of the same generation ... but then I am conflicted because I LOVE IT SO MUCH. JWoww is HOT. I like it so much so that after watching a few episodes tonight I looked in the mirror, decided I was pasty white, and went to a tanning salon.. where I promptly had a small panic attack in the tanning bed ("WHAT AM I DOING PEOPLE GET CANCER FROM THIS") but then forgot about it when I saw my freckles timidly emerge from hiding, and I bought a package. They had a sale, okay?

Also, tonight I will dream of Jerome Iginla and Sidney Crosby. Together. In my room. With me.

Dreamy..